• As you might know, I am full-time internet.

    Anonymous asked: how is your life rn?


    I’ve never needed to think there was something bigger that cared if I masturbated.

    — Annie Clark on religion

    so, hm, yeah, today, for a fraction of a second, I was about 5 meters apart from a nobel prize in physics laureate

    i’m eating oreos and watching sabrina the teenage witch while i really should be studying general relativity and working on my stellar structure project


    Until she starts playing Krokodil.

    Until she starts playing Krokodil.

    *rattlesnake starts playing*
    *weird eye movements*
    *rapid blinking*
    *sudden head turns*

    theeasyconfidence asked: do not tremble! carry annie with the strength of all of us who cannot! we are rooting for you whist being incredibly fucking jealous at that opportunity!

    Word on the street is she isn’t actually crowdsurfing, just making her way around the crowd on someone’s shoulders.

    So I’ll just be there like this if she comes near me:



    why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

    Let’s fuckin’ jam this shit!

    — Annie Clark, uncapping her sharpie for autographs. (via thatannieclark)


    for strange-transmissions: our evil overlord will be alright

    oh, okay, that’s safer.

    The Grand Budapest Hotel x pink / blue

    (aggressively hopes annie clark doesn’t break a limb crowdsurfing before november 27th)